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• Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
• That's like talking to Vila -- a complete waste of time.... -- Avo
• Nice try, but that is an old worn-out magic word.
• It's the one talent we all share -- even you.... -- Avon (on dying) to Vila.
• Vila: "This is stupid." Avon: "When did that ever stop us?
• automagically /aw-toh-maj'i-klee/ adv. Automatically
  but in a way that, for some reason (typically because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you....
• The man who is too old to learn was probably always too old to learn.
• If it's too loud, you're too old. -- Bumper sticke
• QOTD: If it's too loud, you're too old.