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• David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as America
• Only with a true friend's input can we hope to see our world clearly, for our own perception always seems the truth.
  -- Dr. Richard Fritz...
• Well, here I am -- 11905 Dead Weasel Road. I don't see any apartment building.
  -- You SURE you don't smell a fish, Marge?, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.
• Biotechnology is changing our world.
• This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
  -- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• April diverts our attention from life's inevitabilities and focuses it on the potentialities.
  In April, if the glands still work properly, it is possible to see the world as it might be if only it were not the world....
• Disco Stu: [making indescribable body motions] Did you know that disco record sales were up 400/ for the year ending 1976?
  If these trends continue... A-y-y-y! [kicks his feet up on his desk wearing see-through platforms with water and fish inside] Home...