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• job security n. When some piece of code is written in a particularly obscure fashio
  and no good reason (such as time or space optimization) can be discovered, it is often said that the programmer was attempting to increase his job security (i....
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  and no good reason (such as time or space optimization) can be discovered, it is often said that the programmer was attempting to increase his job security (i....
• BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of 'Scientific Creationism'.
• BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'.
• A Computer Programmer is a machine for turning Coke into code.