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  The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be -- "The Killbot Factory....
• I'm Dan Quayle, who are you? -- Vice President Dan Quayle, greeting a woman at a Hardee's restaurant with a handshake.
  She responded, ``I'm your Secret Service agent.''...
• The most common given name in the world is Mohammad
  he most common family name in the world is Chang....
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake.
  Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr....
• I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.