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• Auckland Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
• How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer.
• Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because OCT 31 == DEC 25 !
  -- Andrew Rutherford (andrewr@ucs.adelaide.edu.au)...
• The fashion of this world passeth away. -- New Testament -- 1 Corinthians vii, 31
• The battery will not die when your car is parked in the driveway.
  The battery will die on Dec. 31 at 10 p.m., when your car is the only one left in the office parking lot....
• CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) Follow your instincts.
  You are much too scatterbrained to do anything else, such as think....
• DEChead: /dek'hed/ n. 1. A {DEC} {field servoid}. Not flattering.
  2. [from `deadhead'] A Grateful Dead fan working at DEC. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• Its Freedom. You just happen to be a powerless slave to it.
  -- found on the door to room 03, House L, Duke University, 1 Jan 97...
• CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
  You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance....