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• Yuppie version of Twinkle Twinkle Little star: Scintillate
  cintillate, globule orific How I conjecture your nature specific Way above in the ethereal stratosphere Like a giant gem carbonaceous....
• Twinkle, twinkle, little star, I don't wonder what you are For by spectroscopic ken I know that you are hydrogen.
  -Author unknow...
• Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at!
  Up above the world you fly! Like a tea-tray in the sky....
• Marge: Aren't you glad we got out of the house and came downtown for a little culture?
  Homer: Peh. They're butchering the classics. Could that bassoon have come in any more late?...
• Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific, Fain how I pause at your nature specific, Loftily poised in the ether capacious, Highly resembling a gem carbonaceous.
  Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific, Fain how I pause at your nature specific....
• The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
• Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin. -- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
  -- Surveillance should precede saltation. -- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity....
• Belle: [through intercom] Who is it? Ned: Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am.
  Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?...
• BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
  [flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...