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• I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute. -- SLR
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• You non-conformists are all alike. -- SLR
• Input/Output. All you computer people think about is sex. -- SLR
• Narcissism: You and your toilet paper share the same name. -- SLR
• Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die. -- SLR
• Language is a virus from another planet. -- William Burrough
• Gravidity - what keeps you from floating off the planet.