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• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 29...
• Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me.
  That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion....
• Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.
• If you don't like what I say, don't read your tag.
• Say what you like, aardvarks are still first in my book.
• Life is like riding a bicycle, you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling. -- Claude Peppe
• Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. John D. Wrigh
• Go ahead, the Surgeon General has determined that you only live once.