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• I'll be lost in the ozone for a while.
• Sometimes, too long is too long. -- Joe Crowe
• A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
  A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill....
• It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
  The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper....
• It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
  The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper....
• It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
  The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle, nursing a whopper....