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• Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your load back. -- sign on septic tank truck
• 'Satisfaction Guaranteed or double your trash back.' -- Seen on the back of a Denver garbage truck
• Satisfaction Guaranteed: The manufacturer's, upon receipt of the check.
• SATISFACTION GUARANTEED ....
  We'll send you another copy if it fails -- computer terms as seen from a Marketing point of view...
• All taglines guaranteed to be random or your money back!
• Smile, but sharpen your knives.
• Smile. It pleases your friends and annoys your enemies!
• Your winning smile is your greatest asset.