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• SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell.
• I don't trust career advisors. If they knew anything about getting a job they wouldn't be career advisors.
  -- Happy Harry (Christian Slater), Pump Up The Volume...
• Thank you for calling the Satanic Hotline. All of our operators are busy at the moment.
  If you would like, leave a brief message after the tone, and someone will get back to you....
• Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business.
• I like Triple "A" women (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere)
• Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address? Rev.L: Oh, sure thing.
  Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Fellowship of Christian Athletes. -- Oxymoro