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• If you can't make both ends meat, make one end vegetable.
• Each time you think you are about to be able to make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  -- Quality-of-Life Consta...
• You make ends meet...and they hate each other!
• Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle.
• You would toss a drowning man both ends of a rope.
• Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing. [flaming arrow pass by her head] Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
  [clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance....
• About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  -- Herbert Hoove...
• About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -- Herbert Hoove