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• Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.
  -- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings", 1969...
• mu /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• mu: /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher.
  The butcher is weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and weeks....
• Those who wish to sing always find a song. Swedish Proverb
• Whose bread I eat: his song I sing. German Proverb
• Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
• Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work.