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• Small children, small problems. -- Italian Proverb
• Teddy bears do it with small children.
• The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
  -- G. B. Shaw...
• Keep out of reach of children.
• A woman went to the butcher's to buy some meat. So she bought some steak, a few pounds of hamburger, a few pounds of ribs, and a big roast, and then she says to the butcher, "Deliver it!
  The butcher says, "I can't deliver it, lady." She says, "What's the matter with you?...
• We've run out of license
• ROOP: Run Out Of Pape
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...