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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...people talk to you while you're trying to work, and you think, "mesg n".
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away - if you aim right!
• plokta /plok't*/ v. [acronym: Press Lots Of Keys To Abort] To press random keys in an attempt to get some response from the system.
  One might plokta when the abort procedure for a program is not known, or when trying to figure out if the system is just sluggish or really hung....
• You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
• You are what you are and little can be gained by making a fool of yourself trying to be someone else, someone you are not.
  Be true to yourself....
• There is one good thing about talking to your plants, they don't interrupt.