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• Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
• You may be redneck... if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tires.
• You may be redneck... if your home comes with whitewall tires.
• You may be redneck... if your house warming involves removing the tires.
• DETERIORATA Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep....
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
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