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• Ross Perot's about as funny as a beerfart in a space suit.
• What strange group is after Ross Perot _this_ week?
• If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
  [a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....
• Do you know what you're talking about?
• Ross Perot doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
• Ross Perot - the brother Barney Fife's too embarrassed to talk about.
• Ross Perot loses arguments with Ross Perot.
• Ross Perot loves Ross Perot best.
• Ross Perot's bitter because he was dropped from the Munchkin Union.