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• Q: What do you get when you cross James Dean with Ronald Reagan? A: A rebel without a clue.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
• Professor Plum: "What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?
  Mrs Peacock: "No, just death." -- _Clue_...
• Wadsworth: "I'm meerly the Butler." Col. Mustard: "So what do you do?
  Wadsworth: "I buttle." -- Clue...
• What runs all around a castle, without moving at all? [The wall]
• Basic research is what I am doing when - I don't know what I am doing.
• Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher von Brau