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• I have to pay to see my own grandson. That's the Democrats for ya.
  -- Abe, fierce Republican, "Bart Gets Famou...
• We want to see three things in the 1988 Republican Party Platform.
  .. First, a constitutional amendment banning all abortions in the United States....
• And that clueless people will stop posting personals to ASB.
• The clueless shall inherit what's left by the clueful.
• God votes Republican.
• We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
• Republican Christmas Card: "Season's Greedings.
• Republican Definition of Democracy: Obstacle to progress.
• Republican: If shit happens to someone, they deserved it.