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• Anarchist: Government plots cause Sh*t to happen.
• Lesbianism: Sh*t can happen lickity slit.
• Clinton: The best thing to happen to the Republican party.
• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I happen to be a Republican president- ah, the vice president.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle (Newsweek 4/9/90)...
• Consider your life dull if you happen to be in three airports in the same month.
• Anything's possible, but only a few things actually happen.
• barfulous /bar'fyoo-l*s/ adj. (alt. `barfucious', /bar-fyoo-sh*s/) Said of something that would make anyone barf, if only for esthetic reasons.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Physicist (Theoretical): Shit SHOULD happen.