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• SMILEY :-? tongue in cheek
• SMILEY ;-? wry tongue in cheek
• SMILEY :-J tongue-in-cheek comme
• To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
• CAUTION! REMOVE CAT FROM MICROWAVE WHEN NOT IN USE.
• Do not remove a fly from a friend's forehead with a chopstick.
• READ ERROR: Remove cat from drive A
• Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team
  he said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her right cheek....
• Bigotry is hard to remove from a person. It wasn't reasoned in and it can't be reasoned out.