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• Age is only a matter of years??
• I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
  -- Paul Erdo...
• Hey, I was 'testing' it for 3 years!
• Age ... is a matter of feeling, not of years. -- George William Curti
• Scientists tell us that the earth will fall into the sun within 400 billion years.
  What can we, as citizens, do?...
• No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
  -- Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom...
• Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.