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• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
• Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet.
  Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada...
• Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada
• Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...