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• Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
• Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
  Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
• God loves you!
• She loves you.
• Principal Skinner: "Do you kids want t be like the real UN, or do you want to squabble and waste time?
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• And remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do it at school!!
• Remember kids, it isn't trivia if someone cares!
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
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• Cthulhu loves you ... On a sesame bun.