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• BONDSMAN, n. A fool who, having property of his own, undertakes to become responsible for that entrusted to another to a third.
  Philippe of Orleans wishing to appoint one of his favorites, a dissolute nobleman, to a high office, asked him what security he would be able to give....
• Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete/Successfully in business.
  Cheat. BIBLE = A collection of fantastic legends without any scientific support....
• I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
• EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.
  "I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner," said Brillat- Savarin, beginning an anecdote....
• MULATTO, n. A child of two races, ashamed of both. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Be not ashamed to say what you are not ashamed to think.
• VALOR, n. A soldierly compound of vanity, duty and the gambler's hope.
  "Why have you halted?" roared the commander of a division and Chickamauga, who had ordered a charge...