Real Programmers Know Every Nuance Of Every Instruction And Use Them All In Every Real Program.

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Real programmers know every nuance of every instruction and use them all
in every real program.
Puppy architects won't allow execute instructions to address
another execute as the target instruction. Real programmers despise
such petty restrictions.

/* * Real programmers use cat > file.S */
Real programmers use MASM PROGRAM.ASM
Real Programmers use Patch Cords!
Real programmers use punched cards.
SOB [a real PDP-11 instruction]
ETI Execute This Instruction [for recursive programs]
Real Users hate Real Programmers.

Real Programmers Know Every Nuance Of Every Instruction And Use Them All In Every Real Program.

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