Related:

• Guinan: "You could learn a lot from this one." Q: "Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
  Data: "I am an android, not a robot." Q: "I beg your pardon." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Beverly: "If he was mortal, he'd be dead." Q: "Well, let's not overstate the matter here, Doctor.
  I'm mortal and I survived." [Silence] Q: "Your cheers are overwhelming....
• Q: "What is it about these *squirming* little infants that you find so appealing?
  Beverly: "I'm sure that's beyond your comprehension, Q....
• LaForge: "Shut up, Q!" Q: I will not be spoken to in this manner!
  [Why didn't Wesley respond like this?] -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• LaForge: "Q, your 'experience' will be most valuable to me if you could manually control the field integrity.
  Q: "Don't be foolish. That would be a waste of my talents!...
• Q: "You don't believe me, do you? Do you think I would humiliate myself like this?
  Riker: "If it served your purpose, yes!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Q: "Well, if the Calamarians hurry up and finish me off, we can get you back on your way.
  Q2: "Mmm, afraid I put them on hold too. You see, there's still this matter of the....
• Data: "Human interpersonal relationships are more complex.
  Your experience may not have adequately prepared you....
• Q: "Data may have sacrificed himself for me. Why?" Picard
  That is his special nature...to learn the lessons of humanity well....