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• Bart: Remember: if you get lost, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
  Martin: Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward....
• Cops do it with cuffs.
• So they put him in chains for acting too hard.
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• SysVile /sis-vi:l'/ n. See Missed'em-five.
• Q: What goes: Sis! Boom! Baaaaah! A: Exploding sheep.
• I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
• I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....