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• My aunt's lost it. Says she has what's-his-name's disease
• My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy
• My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: "Yeah," she said, "I'll be dead pretty soon.
  And frankly, I don't give a damn." -- Edward Abbey...
• Bondage... what's bondage?" "He's from Flagstaff." "Oh.
  -- Bruce Babbit poses a question in HONKEYTONK SUE...
• Bart: [reading] "BEER GOGGLES: See life through the eyes of a drunk.
  [puts them on] [Selma becomes a foxy lady] Selma...
• How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize
• April Fool!: Sue Prize
• The Big Wave: Sue Nami