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• God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
• God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise
  and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things that are mighty....
• As pure as Jim Bakker himself.
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• These as they change, Almighty Father! these Are but the varied God.
  The rolling year Is full of Thee. -- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- Hymn, Line 1...
• God loves everyone in the world who doesn't love himself.
  Does God love God? -- Teilhard de Chardi...
• From thousands of our undone widows One may derive some wit.
  -- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- A Trick to catch the Old One, Act i, Sc. 2...
• Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
  -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955), "Cosmic Religio...
• Religion ... [is] the basis and foundation of government .
  .. before any man can be considered as a member of civil society, he must be considered as a subject of the Governor of the Universe....