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• program n. 1. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
  2. An exercise in experimental epistemology. 3....
• program, n: A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
  .v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward....
• PROGRAM (pro'-gram) [n] A magic spell cast over a ____ .
  . computer allowing it to turn one's input into error |C>_....
• pam: [from the {MUD} community] vt. 1. To crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data.
  See also {buffer overflow}, {overrun screw}, {smash the stack}....
• ystem: n. 1. The supervisor program or OS on a computer.
  2. The entire computer system, including input/output devices, the supervisor program or OS, and possibly other software....
• error 33: [XEROX PARC] n. 1. Predicating one research effort upon the success of another.
  2. Allowing your own research effort to be placed on the critical path of some other project (be it a research effort or not)....
• crock: [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] n.
  1. An awkward feature or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner....
• glitch: /glich/ [from German `glitschen' to slip, via Yiddish `glitshen', to slide or skid] 1.
  . A sudden interruption in electric service, sanity, continuity, or program function....
• bagbiter: /bag'bi:t-*r/ n. 1. Something, such as a program or a computer, that fails to work, or works in a remarkably clumsy manner.
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