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• PRIESTS do it faithfully with Masses.
• Please hold onto the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
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• Following the Vatican declaration that women cannot become priests because they do not resemble Chri
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• God created sex. Priests created marriage. -- Voltaire
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• An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests. Spanish Proverb
• What's disturbing many priests and nuns these days is cloisterphobia.