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• Pretend to spank me--I'm a pseudo-masochi
• Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
• I will not spank others.
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.