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• This computer is: a) not smart enough to be artificially intellige
  and b) not stupid enough to be a dumb terminal....
• NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS
• mart adj. Said of a program that does the Right Thing in a wide variety of complicated circumstances.
  There is a difference between calling a program smart and calling it intellige...
• mart: adj. Said of a program that does the {Right Thing} in a wide variety of complicated circumstances.
  There is a difference between calling a program smart and calling it intellige...
• A bimbo is a young woman who's not pretty enough to be a model, not smart enough to be an actress, and not nice enough to be a poisonous snake.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• SMILEY ~~~~~8} snake
• There are more things than just looks.' - this only applies if you're going to marry someone.
  Then you want her to be hot AND intelligent, so that you can produce socially-acceptable smart kids....
• As smart as bait.
• To beat the grass is to risk startling the snake.