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• D.O.S. - program designed to make an even flow of dust round the disk.
• Given enough time, memory and disk space... anything is possible.
• ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
• ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.
• Caches to caches, DOS to DOS...
• crudware /kruhd'weir/ n. Pejorative term for the hundreds of megabytes of low-quality freeware circulated by user's groups and BBS systems in the micro-hobbyist world.
  Yet another set of disk catalog utilities for MS-DOS? What crudware!...