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• Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
• Happy who in his verse can gently steer From grave to light, from pleasant to severe.
  -- Nicholas Boileau-Despreaux (1636-1711) -- The Art of Poetry, Canto i, Line 75...
• Read Homer once, and you can read no more; For all books else appear so mean, so poor, Verse will seem prose
  but still persist to read, And Homer will be all the books you need....
• Waste not seen is the most obscene.
• Sorry, no obscene fortunes. Don't want to offend anyone. [Now that's obscene!]
• Honk if you love obscene gestures.
• OFF-COLOR COMEDIAN -- Obscene jester.
• OBSCENE PHONE CALL -- Aural sex.
• Ford and Arthur on Vogon poetry: "I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective.
  And er ... interesting rhythmic devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the ....