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• Podiatrists do it with someone else's feet.
• Tap dancers do it with their feet.
• Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
• Swashbucklers do it with three feet of steel.
• Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
  Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks....
• Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
  Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks....
• A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.
  At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the same speed as he was going towards the ground....