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• SMILEY :-)-O smiling doctor with stethoscope
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
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• Please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty, but underneath she has a heart of formica.
  -- Monty Pytho...
• Absolute freedom is being able to do what you please without considering anyone except the except the wife and kid
  he company and the boss, neighbors and friends, the police and government, the doctor and the church....
• If my girlfriend caught me on this board.
• Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no threat to yourself or others.
  Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me....
• I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD'' while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY.
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• I've been married for forty-nine years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
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