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• BSC: Burst Selector Channel
• Please change the channel...
• SRC: Select Random Channel
• SRC Skip to Random Channel
• Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK!
• I like the one about the fella who swam the English Channel.
  It took him fifty-eight hours to swim there, twelve seconds to come back....
• This one's got a lot more, uh, 640K that it can memorize. -- CVN cable TV shopping channel
• SCST: Switch Channel to Star Trek