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• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• It takes a magician to get a rabbit out of a hat; but any fool can let the cat out of a bag.
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• Genny: You know, you're probably the best-looking guy I've ever seen.
  Cat: Well, I wasn't going to be the first to say it....
• If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a new cat hospital
  and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation, does not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions....
• When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?
  here is no answer to be made. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap....
• Let me leap out of the frying-pan into the fire; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
  iv...
• T is strange the mind, that very fiery particle, Should let itself be snuff'd out by an article.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xi, Stanza 59...