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• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• If you can get others to believe your crap, you will be successful, but if you believe it yourself you are in trouble.
• The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else are fast women and slow horses.
• TV Truth: No matter how much trouble you're in, you can get out.
• ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.
• And if there is promise of a storm, if you want change in your life, walk in to it.
  If you get on the other side, you will be different....
• It's called flowers wilt. It's called apples rot. It's called thieves get rich and saints get shot.
  It's called God don't answer prayers a lot. Alright, now you know....