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• Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Tacoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied.
  It's my civic duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that I'm sterile....
• A man does not insist on physical beauty in a woman who builds up his morale.
• Who pants for glory finds but short repose: A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows.
• The breath of the man who loves and the woman who loves goes to fill the water trough where the spirit horses drink.
  -- Robert Bly...
• A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• A taxpayer is someone who doesn't have to take a civil service examination to work for the government.
  -- Krueger's law....
• Men are so shallow. They like nurses! Single, vicious, good-looking girls .
  .. little short skirts, the top button undone, always leaning over in the operating room...
• The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
  The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women....
• A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...