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• Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Organic Chemistry: The practice of transmuting vile substances into publications.
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• Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what engineers have been doing informally all along.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Pass/Fail: An attempt by professional educators to replace the traditional academic grading system with a binary one that can be handled by a large digital computer.
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• Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Rate Equations: (Verb phrase) To give a grade or a ranking to a formula based on its utility and applicability.
  H=E, for example, applies to everything everywhere, and therefore rates an A....