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• But soon, soon, soon... the world will be a better place, with meadows and bunnies and fiber optics in every home.
  .. -- Tom Dowdy, Apple Compute...
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• Do you suffer painful elimination? -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos" Do you suffer painful recrimination?
  -- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms" Do you suffer painful illumination?...
• What other people do we always feel we could do better.
  Unfortunately we do not have the same feeling about what we ourselves do. -- E.M. Ciora...
• I pull in resolution, and begin To doubt the equivocation of the fiend That lies like truth
  Fear not, till Birnam wood Do come to Dunsinane." -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act v, Sc....
• Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
  -- Carl Jung...
• Bugs come in through open Windows.