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• Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah.
• May you acquire a SEVERE headache everytime you get aroused.
• You may be redneck... if you sell rabbits out of your car.
• Musick is almost as dangerous as Gunpowder; and it may be requires looking after no less than the Press or the Mint.
  'Tis possible a publick Regulation might not be amiss. -- Jeremy Collier (1650-1726)...
• Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings.
  Helen Kelle...
• Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
  Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders....
• Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
• Land Trout migrate to earth occaisionally....