Related:

• Peter Norton is the "Betty Crocker" of software!
• Pink-Shirt Book: "The Peter Norton Programmer's Guide to the IBM PC".
  The original cover featured a picture of Peter Norton with a silly smirk on his face, wearing a pink shirt....
• My Data is Delightful. (When Present)
• JESUS SAVES (but Norton does backups)
• HELO. My $name is sendmail.cf. Prepare to vi. -- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery
• My systems are only programmed for one at a time. -- Data
• My analysis . . . led me to formulate The Peter Principle
  In a Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of Incompetence....
• Hey Norton.. I have a SMALL problem...
• Hmmm...does Ralph Cramden use Norton's Utilities?