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• A land flowing with milk and honey. -- Old Testament -- Exodus iii, 8; Jeremiah xxxii, 22
• Why is it that broccoli has few calories and very little cholesterol, whereas ice cream is loaded with all this stuff?
• I created her for *my* needs -- and only mine! You ought to see what she can do with six bottles of milk and a tuning fork.
  .....
• Y'know, every once in a while, when you look off into the distance
  you can see a shimmering in the atmosphere's coefficient of refraction, as someone, someone small and slow on the horizon, gets a clue....
• An optimist is someone who believes that the secret of eternal life will be discovered before they die.
  A pessimist is someone who believes it will be discovered before Greg Evans does....
• A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.