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• An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage. A pessimist is a married optimist.
• Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
  -- The Notebooks of Lazarus Long...
• Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash. -- Lazarus Long
• A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
• Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
  Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel....
• A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
• Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard