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• Use it or lose it.
• AT&T does it in long lines.
• People who clip their fingernails in public deserve to be thrown off a bridge during a tidal wave.
• People who lose their heads are usually the last to miss them.
• Taglines are for those people who tagalong long time.
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• Shirley's Law: Most people deserve each other.
• Most people deserve each other. -- Shirley's Law