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• What's, blond,brown,blond,brown,blond? A cheerleader doing cartwheels.
• CALLGIRL -- a negotiable blond.
• People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
  What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
• Love is blond. -- Herbert Gold's mothe
• Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (We think.)
• I know I'm blond, but I have to colour my hair brown, so people whould not think I'm stupid.
  Because, like the title of the book says: "You've only got Three Seconds"....
• Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
• Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.